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Saturday, January 28, 2012

The Irony Of A Sweet Life!

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts But the quality of your thoughts depends on the persons whom you meet in your life……….

Men:

1. All men are extremely busy.

2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.

4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.

5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.


Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.

4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.

5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".

6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.

7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.


WISDOM:

WHEN THEY WERE MARRIED 30 YEARS AGO, THE HUSBAND TOOK A LOOK AT HER WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 30 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON SOFA BED AND WATCHED A SMALL TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 22 YEAR-OLD BLOND."

"NOW WE HAVE A RM 1,000,000.00 HOME, A FEW CARS WORTH 1,000,000.00, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV AND FIVE SUCCESSFUL CHILDREN BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 52 YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."


THE WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD HIM TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 22 YEAR-OLD BLOND AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT HER HUSBAND WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP VOLKSWAGEN CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A SMALL TV.
                                     
Aren't older women great?

Older women will know how to recognise and deal with such relationship, without causing a path of destruction.

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